The Emperor’s New Post

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37 comments

  1. This is the most shocking post I’ve ever read! :P

  2. Now, this is a very insightful read! HAHA

  3. Wonderful your majesty! Never have I seen a post so eloquently written! :)

  4. may secret bang adsense d2 na nakiclick sa post mo? scary HAHA

  5. hidden texts? wala naman. hehehe. oh, i forgot my eyeglasses. LOL!

  6. Only the intellectuals will see it! BWAHAHAHAHA!

  7. At first I wonder what this is. I though the page didn’t load just right. I can say that I was amazed by this one. Cool…

  8. ? I told you not to take drugs…

  9. nice post, I love the image :D

  10. You gais cant see?? Why am I seeing words? *ehem*

  11. I was waiting for an entire minute before i realized that the post was empty!
    :)

  12. Mali ka dun eh. Dapat sinabi mo kay ano na aanuhin mo nalang para naman napasaya mo yung tao, minsan na nga lang di mo pa pinagbigyan. Tsaka yung sikreto nya, hayaan mo, di ko pagsasabi…

  13. Jozzua, I think I need your writer. He/She has written the best blog post I have seen in years. I need him/her for my blogs too.

  14. Sorry Benj, I got dibs on the mystery writer. Hehehehe.

  15. Actually my mystery author is…

    tantananan…
    Jose Garcia Villa.

    He also wrote “The Emperor’s New Sonnet.” Look for it if you can. It’s one of the best pieces I’ve seen. So, honestly, this wasn’t original.

    There goes my secret. :)

  16. *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

  17. whoa I had to refresh the browser just to read it a second time. One of your best work, ever.

  18. i agree with everything you just said, especially the highlighted part in the last paragraph.

  19. This one’s a winner! content, form, sentence construction and readability.

    I wonder what awards it will get?

  20. Emperors new comment:

  21. where’s the goddam post?@!

  22. It’s a good thing I removed that FF add-on, or else I would’ve missed this insightful post, Ely!

    Congrats! Now I know where to outsource blog writing. Thanks for the tip!

    (You should’ve revealed this secret in a $27 ebook. Am sure you’ll be able to sell at least 117 copies.)

  23. I can’t see the f#@$*!%g… oooohhh….

    cool!

  24. Oh my God. It’s all so clear to me now. You’re a genius!

  25. BTW, guys, in case you didn’t notice there’s a small DIGG icon somewhere just after this awesome post. I was kinda, just thinking… you know… just wondering.. if you guys had DIGG accounts..err.. so that just once in my life I can get Digged more than once. LOL

  26. the emperors new post deserves the emperors new digg.

  27. i’m blind. hirit na, kakagising ko lang eh.

  28. Although this post is great, you told too much. Too much explicit content and photos. Although they were mentioned in an artistic way, I think it’s too much. This should be censored and have a for adults only rating.

    Sobra na kasi, kita na itlog.

  29. Hmmm… I’m seeing things differently. Perhaps we only see what we want to see? Hmmmm…

  30. Hindi yun itlog Benj, manok yun!

  31. Potah! Hehehe.

  32. Ahahaha, the emperor’s new post is “emperorsnewpost.gif!” May nakatago bang message sa comments nung GIF file? ;)

  33. OMG! If I had only known about this profound truth before, I would have given away all my worldly possessions and followed your path!

    It is not too late, I hope!

    *chuckle*

  34. i wonder what this writer looked like when he posted this blog… >:)

  35. amazing na poem kagaya rin nang “the bashful one” na walang nakasulat kailangan talaga ng malalim na pag-iisip kung ano ang ibig sabihin nang tula at kung bakit ito nasulat ni Jose Garcia Villa misteryoso talaga siya

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