The Emperor’s New Post

The Emperor's New Post

Jozzua 1:05 pm on November 15, 2007 | 38 Permalink | Reply

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Sophie 1:52 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

This is the most shocking post I’ve ever read! :P
Roanne 1:55 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

Now, this is a very insightful read! HAHA
Rico 2:11 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

Wonderful your majesty! Never have I seen a post so eloquently written! :)
ronan 2:28 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

may secret bang adsense d2 na nakiclick sa post mo? scary HAHA
marhgil 2:33 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

hidden texts? wala naman. hehehe. oh, i forgot my eyeglasses. LOL!
jozzua 2:36 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

Only the intellectuals will see it! BWAHAHAHAHA!
dhen 2:39 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

At first I wonder what this is. I though the page didn’t load just right. I can say that I was amazed by this one. Cool…
major 2:40 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

? I told you not to take drugs…
eligio 2:41 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

nice post, I love the image :D
Riz 3:49 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

You gais cant see?? Why am I seeing words? *ehem*
Top SEO Singapore 5:17 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

I was waiting for an entire minute before i realized that the post was empty!
:)
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c5 8:06 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

Mali ka dun eh. Dapat sinabi mo kay ano na aanuhin mo nalang para naman napasaya mo yung tao, minsan na nga lang di mo pa pinagbigyan. Tsaka yung sikreto nya, hayaan mo, di ko pagsasabi…
Benj 8:35 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

Jozzua, I think I need your writer. He/She has written the best blog post I have seen in years. I need him/her for my blogs too.
Rico 9:15 pm on November 15, 2007 Permalink

Sorry Benj, I got dibs on the mystery writer. Hehehehe.
jozzua 5:55 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

Actually my mystery author is…

tantananan…
Jose Garcia Villa.

He also wrote “The Emperor’s New Sonnet.” Look for it if you can. It’s one of the best pieces I’ve seen. So, honestly, this wasn’t original.

There goes my secret. :)
Aileen Apolo 5:55 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
noemi 5:56 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

whoa I had to refresh the browser just to read it a second time. One of your best work, ever.
jayvee f. 6:21 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

i agree with everything you just said, especially the highlighted part in the last paragraph.
jun 6:31 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

This one’s a winner! content, form, sentence construction and readability.

I wonder what awards it will get?
Rico 6:34 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

Emperors new comment:
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This is the Best Blog Post Ever | MagandangBalita.com 6:35 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

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Sasha 6:46 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

where’s the goddam post?@!
ManuelV 7:09 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

It’s a good thing I removed that FF add-on, or else I would’ve missed this insightful post, Ely!

Congrats! Now I know where to outsource blog writing. Thanks for the tip!

(You should’ve revealed this secret in a $27 ebook. Am sure you’ll be able to sell at least 117 copies.)
Luis Cruz 7:40 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

I can’t see the f#@$*!%g… oooohhh….

cool!
Mike Abundo 7:49 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

Oh my God. It’s all so clear to me now. You’re a genius!
jozzua 8:00 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

BTW, guys, in case you didn’t notice there’s a small DIGG icon somewhere just after this awesome post. I was kinda, just thinking… you know… just wondering.. if you guys had DIGG accounts..err.. so that just once in my life I can get Digged more than once. LOL
jayvee f. 8:04 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

the emperors new post deserves the emperors new digg.
liz 8:41 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

i’m blind. hirit na, kakagising ko lang eh.
Benj Arriola 9:38 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

Although this post is great, you told too much. Too much explicit content and photos. Although they were mentioned in an artistic way, I think it’s too much. This should be censored and have a for adults only rating.

Sobra na kasi, kita na itlog.
Rico 10:02 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

Hmmm… I’m seeing things differently. Perhaps we only see what we want to see? Hmmmm…
major 10:17 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

Hindi yun itlog Benj, manok yun!
Coy 10:23 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

EPIC POST
markku 11:57 am on November 16, 2007 Permalink

Potah! Hehehe.
markku 12:02 pm on November 16, 2007 Permalink

Ahahaha, the emperor’s new post is “emperorsnewpost.gif!” May nakatago bang message sa comments nung GIF file? ;)
Ang Kuwago 1:12 pm on November 16, 2007 Permalink

OMG! If I had only known about this profound truth before, I would have given away all my worldly possessions and followed your path!

It is not too late, I hope!

*chuckle*
E 1:09 am on November 21, 2007 Permalink

i wonder what this writer looked like when he posted this blog… >:)
Cindy (The 15 Minute Dating Blog) 9:09 am on November 22, 2007 Permalink

Very clever! :)